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The funniest thing from Eurovision XD

  • Host: We feel bad that [commentators] have to sit all the way up at the back of the arena
  • *camera pans to commentator boxes*
  • Graham Norton: Oh look see this - this is where we actually all are
  • *camera zooms into GN's box*
  • Host: And that's the commentator from the United Kingdom, Graham Norton
  • GN: OH LOOK IT'S ME!
  • GN: ...
  • GN: Hello
  • Host: Hi Graham. Listen up Graham, we want to thank you for helping us present the show tonight
  • GN: No, thank you
  • Host: And Graham, I also want to thank you for all the fun jokes you made, especially the ones you made on my behalf
  • GN: ...
  • Host: *speaks a sentence in Chinese*
  • Host: Google it baby
  • GN: Yeah... I'm still not getting that Chinese thing... I'm trying my hardest...
  • GN: *giggles*
  • Host: *forced smiles* Nevertheless Graham, we're sorry you had to sit all the way up in the back so we decided to help bring you the Eurovision atmosphere as close to you as possible
  • Host: *blows kiss*
  • Host: This is for you
  • *Confetti cannon goes off*
  • GN: Awww, thank you so much... how lovely, it's... it's so fun...
  • Host: *laughing*
  • GN: *surprised* This actually is fun
  • Host: And to all the other great commentators, here's a little something for you guys as well
  • *Confetti cannons in all of the commentator boxes*
  • GN: Wow...
  • GN: It's like the gay wedding I'll never have
  • GN: Oh they got confetti in my wine...